NEWTS DEFENSE OF OPEN MARRIAGE IS SWEEPING SOUTH CAROLINA TONIGHT...
AS EVANGELICAL MARRIED MEN FLOCK TO NEWT'S SIDE...IN HOPES THAT THE SAME "EXCUSE" WILL APPLY TO THEM AFTER THE ELECTION...
SANTORUM ALL BUT CALLED THE NEWT CRAZY AND UNSTABLE...BUT WHAT OF IT...
SOUTHERN MEN LOVE NEWT'S NEW WIFE...WITH HER LOOK LIKE SOME NASTY DOMINATRIX IN A BAD 1960'S SCI-FI FLICK...
I MEAN...WHERE DOES SHE KEEP THAT HAIR AT NIGHT...? IN THE REFIGERATOR...?
THE NEWT HAS SOUTHERN MEN EXCITED TONIGHT ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF OPEN MARRIAGE... THE BEAUTY OF IT IS NEWT HAS THE PERFECT ALIBI...
IF YOU GET CAUGHT JUST BLAME THE MEDIA...AND SAY THAT GOD HAS FORGIVEN YOU...
EVEN IF THAT LYING BITCH EX...HASN'T...!!
