Newt is the quintessential OLD ANGRY FAT WHITE GUY
...an American Everyman...!
Newt is the Man for Our Times...
A Fat Angry Old Fart of Destiny...!
He's a Conservative, He's a Teabagger. He's a Progressive, He's a thinker, He's a Bar Stool Ranter...He wants to protect the middle class by canceling "entitlements"....
BUT ONLY FOR THOSE BUMS IN THE STATE NEXT TO YOURS...! NEWT HAS IT ALL...!!
Can he beat Obama...? Probably not...
Newt is all over the place and that won't sell in November...
But Newt is entertaining...and Totally Foxable...(only Fox doesn't know it yet)
Obama is a Mau Mau Socialist from Kenya...who hates America...especially White People.
And that is all we need to hear for now...
