Saturday, August 4, 2012

CRACKPOT FOUNDATION FUNDS "LIFE AFTER DEATH" RESEARCH

THIS IS REALLY A SEARCH FOR A "SOUL" IN THE MATERIAL BODY...

VERY LIKELY THERE IS NO SOUL...AND NO LIFE AFTER DEATH... UNLESS YOU ABSTRACT THE IDEA OUT TO...SOMETHING LIKE A "CHAIN OF BEING"...OR JUNGIAN UNIVERSAL CONSCIOUSNESS... PRETTY THIN GRUEL...FOR THE RELIGIOUS KOOKS...WHO WANT TO PEEK DOWN AT US FROM OVER A CLOUD...

OR CONSIDER IF YOU MUST:

WHEN THE HUMAN BODY DECAYS AFTER DEATH...IT PRODUCES "LIFE" IN THE FORM OF BACTERIA AND MOLD...WHICH THEN GO ON LIVING AS THEY HAVE FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS...SO...VIOLA...! LIFE AFTER DEATH...? OK...WELL MAYBE NOT....

BECAUSE FOR MANY PEOPLE THE IMPORTANT QUESTION IS :

IF THERE IS LIFE AFTER DEATH...WILL I BE THINNER...?

OR WILL I LOOK ABOUT THE SAME...? CAN I BE MY "YOUNGER SELF"...OR JUST ANOTHER FAT OLD SICK GUY...AS I WAS AT THE END?

OF COURSE, TO THE EVANGELICAL KOOKS...LIFE AFTER DEATH IS TRAMPOLINING ON A PINK CLOUD WITH JESUS...AND LAUGHING...

IF LAUGHING IS ALLOWED IN "HEAVEN" ... WHICH SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY STRICT AND CHEERLESS PLACE...

UNLESS OF COURSE THEY HAVE GOOD BREW PUBS...BUT IF YOU ARE "PURE ESSENCE" WHERE DO YOU PUT THE BEER MUG TO DRINK FROM IT...?

THE BUDDHA HAD IT RIGHT BUBBA...

WE ONLY NEED TO GET THROUGH THIS LIFE AS PAINLESSLY AS POSSIBLE...

THE NEXT LIFE IF THERE IS ONE...IS UNKNOWABLE...AND WE CAN DEAL WITH IT LATER...NOT NOW.

THE MIRACLE IS NOW...PARADISE IS HERE...