"Actually, if describing what you want to see happen without providing any specific policies to get us there constitutes a “plan,” I can easily come up with a one-point plan that trumps Mr. Romney any day. Here it is: Every American will have a good job with good wages. Also, a blissfully happy marriage. And a pony."
YOU EVEN GET A FREE PONY UNDER ROMNEY'S PLAN...
BUT YOU HAVE TO FEED IT AND CLEAN UP AFTER IT...!