THERE IS A CERTAIN CLASS OF PERSON IN AMERICA WHO I WOULD CALL : ..."TERMINALLY WHITE"...
THESE PEOPLE USUALLY "DID EVERYTHING EXPECTED OF THEM" WHEN IT WAS EXPECTED OF THEM...
THEY MARRIED YOUNG...IMMEDIATELY HAD 2.3 KIDS...GOT A STEADY JOB...HOPEFULLY IN A STABLE INDUSTRY ... OR, ALTERNATIVELY, JOINED A GOVERNMENT UNION...KISSED ASS INTO A MIDDLE MANAGEMENT POSITION...GOT STEADY PAY RAISES... AND PERHAPS GOT THEIR PENSION BEFORE ROMNEY ARRIVED AND SENT EVERYTHING TO CHINA...
AND NOW THEY WANT TO "JUST COAST"....BECAUSE THEY DESERVE IT...
OF COURSE...A LOT OF THESE PEOPLE DIDN'T GET THEIR PENSIONS... THEY GOT LAID OFF...
OR, THEY MAY HAVE BOUGHT THEIR "DREAM HOUSE" IN A FLIP...JUST BEFORE THE CRASH...
AND THEY MAY NOT HAVE GOT OUT BEFORE ROMNEY LOOTED THEIR COMPANY...
BUT...WHAT THE HELL...MANY OF THESE PEOPLE ARE STILL REPUBLICANS...
BECAUSE AT LEAST THEY AIN'T BLACK OR GAY...AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM...
BESIDES... THEY JUST WANT TO "KEEP UP APPEARANCES"...ANYWAY... FOR THE NEIGHBORS...
AND THEY'VE BEEN LIVING SAD LIVES OF "QUIET DESPERATION" ... ALL THEIR LIFE...
SO, WHY STOP NOW...!
EITHER WAY...SCREWED OR UNSCREWED...THESE ARE THE "TERMINALLY WHITE" FOLKS WHO ARE THE BACKBONE OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY...
THEY WATCH FOX AND ADORE RUSH...AND NEVER MISS DANCING WITH THE STARS...AND THEY BELIEVE IN GOD...OR TRY TOO FAKE IT AS NECESSARY...
SO...UNLIKE THEIR LIBERAL "INTELLECTUAL COUSINS"...WHO "READ BOOKS" AND ACT LIKE THE SMARTY PANTS ONES...
THE TERMINALLY WHITE...REMAIN THE BED ROCK OF REPUBLICANISM...
THESE ARE THE EXACT PEOPLE WHO NEED ANOTHER REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT TO SHOW THEM WHAT HELL REALLY LOOKS LIKE...UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL...
THESE ARE THE "CONFUSED ONES"...THE TEABAGGERS.... WHO THINK THE DEPRESSION HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE CONSTITUTION...LIKE GLENN BACK TOLD THEM...!
THESE ARE PEOPLE WHO NEVER READ KRUGMAN...BECAUSE HE "SOUNDS HARD"...
THEIR BRAINS HAVE BEEN CUT OFF FROM "BRAIN FOOD" FOR SO LONG THAT IT HAS ATROPHIED INTO A SOMETHING LIKE A PRUNE...!
UNLIKE THEIR "BUBBA STUPID" RURAL RELATIVES...WHO CAN'T FIND THEIR ASS EVEN USING BOTH HANDS...
THE "TERMINALLY WHITE" CAN FIND THEIR ASSES...BUT THEY ARE TOO EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT IT PUBLICLY...
IN BOTH CASES...SEVERE "BRAIN STARVATION" IS THE CAUSE OF THEIR AFFLICTION : REPUBLICANISM...
IN BUBBA'S CASE ITS LIKELY GENETIC OR ENVIROMENTAL...
BUT IN THE CASE OF THE "TERMINALLY WHITE" ITS VOLUNTARY...
THEY REMAIN...CONFUSED, UNDECIDED...AND IN THE DARK....BUT THEY JUST DON'T CARE...
THESE PEOPLE USUALLY "DID EVERYTHING EXPECTED OF THEM" WHEN IT WAS EXPECTED OF THEM...
THEY MARRIED YOUNG...IMMEDIATELY HAD 2.3 KIDS...GOT A STEADY JOB...HOPEFULLY IN A STABLE INDUSTRY ... OR, ALTERNATIVELY, JOINED A GOVERNMENT UNION...KISSED ASS INTO A MIDDLE MANAGEMENT POSITION...GOT STEADY PAY RAISES... AND PERHAPS GOT THEIR PENSION BEFORE ROMNEY ARRIVED AND SENT EVERYTHING TO CHINA...
AND NOW THEY WANT TO "JUST COAST"....BECAUSE THEY DESERVE IT...
OF COURSE...A LOT OF THESE PEOPLE DIDN'T GET THEIR PENSIONS... THEY GOT LAID OFF...
OR, THEY MAY HAVE BOUGHT THEIR "DREAM HOUSE" IN A FLIP...JUST BEFORE THE CRASH...
AND THEY MAY NOT HAVE GOT OUT BEFORE ROMNEY LOOTED THEIR COMPANY...
BUT...WHAT THE HELL...MANY OF THESE PEOPLE ARE STILL REPUBLICANS...
BECAUSE AT LEAST THEY AIN'T BLACK OR GAY...AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM...
BESIDES... THEY JUST WANT TO "KEEP UP APPEARANCES"...ANYWAY... FOR THE NEIGHBORS...
AND THEY'VE BEEN LIVING SAD LIVES OF "QUIET DESPERATION" ... ALL THEIR LIFE...
SO, WHY STOP NOW...!
EITHER WAY...SCREWED OR UNSCREWED...THESE ARE THE "TERMINALLY WHITE" FOLKS WHO ARE THE BACKBONE OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY...
THEY WATCH FOX AND ADORE RUSH...AND NEVER MISS DANCING WITH THE STARS...AND THEY BELIEVE IN GOD...OR TRY TOO FAKE IT AS NECESSARY...
SO...UNLIKE THEIR LIBERAL "INTELLECTUAL COUSINS"...WHO "READ BOOKS" AND ACT LIKE THE SMARTY PANTS ONES...
THE TERMINALLY WHITE...REMAIN THE BED ROCK OF REPUBLICANISM...
THESE ARE THE EXACT PEOPLE WHO NEED ANOTHER REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT TO SHOW THEM WHAT HELL REALLY LOOKS LIKE...UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL...
THESE ARE THE "CONFUSED ONES"...THE TEABAGGERS.... WHO THINK THE DEPRESSION HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE CONSTITUTION...LIKE GLENN BACK TOLD THEM...!
THESE ARE PEOPLE WHO NEVER READ KRUGMAN...BECAUSE HE "SOUNDS HARD"...
THEIR BRAINS HAVE BEEN CUT OFF FROM "BRAIN FOOD" FOR SO LONG THAT IT HAS ATROPHIED INTO A SOMETHING LIKE A PRUNE...!
UNLIKE THEIR "BUBBA STUPID" RURAL RELATIVES...WHO CAN'T FIND THEIR ASS EVEN USING BOTH HANDS...
THE "TERMINALLY WHITE" CAN FIND THEIR ASSES...BUT THEY ARE TOO EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT IT PUBLICLY...
IN BOTH CASES...SEVERE "BRAIN STARVATION" IS THE CAUSE OF THEIR AFFLICTION : REPUBLICANISM...
IN BUBBA'S CASE ITS LIKELY GENETIC OR ENVIROMENTAL...
BUT IN THE CASE OF THE "TERMINALLY WHITE" ITS VOLUNTARY...
THEY REMAIN...CONFUSED, UNDECIDED...AND IN THE DARK....BUT THEY JUST DON'T CARE...
