Thursday, September 23, 2004

ROVE DUPES DAN!

The "Idiot Right" is in a FoxTV lather over the "forged letters"
saying the truth about Dubya's slacking in the National Gaurd.

There is even nonsense talk that the letters were "forged" by the
Kerry Kamp.

But there is an even more delicious explanation!

THE LETTERS WERE FORGED BY THE BUSH PEOPLE AND THEN FED TO THE KERRY
KAMP THROUGH BACKDOOR OPERATIONS!

Consider:

Most of the "missing" documents from Bush's Pentagon Service Files are probably in a safe place, in or near the White House. Right?

We can "safely" assume this anyway. Right?

And, the Kerry Kamp was, and is, desperate to counter the SwiftBoat
Slanders. ASAP. Right?

So, why not "made" a facsimle of THE REAL LETTERS IN THE WHITE HOUSE
SAFE! (After all this stuff was only "moderately" damaging and was
pretty much common knowledge anyway.)

AND THEN "FEED" IT TO A "HUNGRY AND DESPERATE" KERRY OPERATIVE
THOUGH, OH SAY, SOME DISGRUNTLED TEXAS CRACKPOT!

IT'S BEAUTIFUL!! IT'S ROVEIAN!! IT'S TOO GOOD TO PASS UP!! THE OLD
TRIPLE CROSS!! IT'S THE CIA'S OLD "OSWALD GAMBIT" TONED DOWN A BIT!!

Curiously, under this scenario, the letters "might" have "come from"
a "Kerry Operative;" but have been supplied by a "Bush Operative!"

SWEET!

And;

The secretary, who typed the letters, said they were "right" but those were not the real letters! Odd, very odd indeed.

But who has the "real letters?" BUSH! AND ONLY BUSH! And, the making of an "obvious" forgery---exposed by bloggers no less--was too easy, AND TOO SWEET FOR KARL ROVE & CO. TO PASS UP!

KUDOS TO MR ROVE! YOU DUPED DAN GOOD! AND NEUTRALIZED THE BUSH SERVICE ISSUES IN THE PROCESS!

AND WHO KNOWS, THE TRUTH WILL ONLY COME OUT AFTER THE ELECTION.

--IF EVER!