Friday, October 29, 2004

OMAR, THE REPUBLICAN: a new movie by Osama!

Perhaps you caught the new AlQaeda video by OMAR, THE REPUBLICAN!

The new video, threatening America, is IN PERFECT MID-WESTERN
ENGLISH, and is supposedly from Osama, but it's ALSO so obviously a
fake that most networks aren't airing it.

I expected some dirty REPUBLICAN tricks at the end of the election,
but this video takes the cake! It was more than likely make in Salt
Lake City! Not Pakistan........

Still the issue is important: WHO WOULD OSAMA VOTE FOR?

THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUS: GEO. W BUSH! Hands down, without any doubt,
Osama and the Jihadi want Bush re-elected.

Consider:

Dubya got rid of Saddam for Osama! Osama hated Saddam. Perhaps
Osama saw Saddam as a rival for the hearts and minds of Muslims
worldwide.

Perhaps it was Saddam's detested brand of secular socialism.

And, you do know that Iraq was a VERY mixed society under Saddam,
very multi-ethnic. But no more,....saddly the ancient Christians of
Iraq will be TOTALLY wiped out in Iraq by the end of Bush's second
term.

BUSH HAS RADICALIZED THE ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST IN WAYS THAT OSAMA COULD
ONLY HOPE AND DREAM OF

....DUBYA EVEN OUT DOES SHARON ON THE LIST OF LEADERS HATED BY
MUSLIMS NOW....A DUBIOUS DISTINCTION, TO BE SURE.

IF BUSH IS RE-ELECTED, OSAMA WILL HAVE THE WHIP-HAND IN THE FIGHT FOR
MUSLIM HEARTS AND MINDS....AND, IN TRUTH, IN EUROLAND, IN ASIA. FOR
FOUR MORE YEARS! Can we really afford THAT?

AND EVEN WITH THE "NICE" RUSSIANS, WHO WILL MISS NO OPPORTUNITY TO
MAKE LIFE MISERABLE FOR AMERICANS IN THE MIDDLE EAST. EVEN THOUGH
THE RUSSIANS HAVE THEIR OWN MUSLIM PROBLEMS IN CHECHNYA.

Hmmm....I think Dubya ought to re-examine Puttie Put's "soul" again!

But far worse, will be the fall of Pakistan to the
Radicals!

Bush has put "Moochie" Musharaff in a very bad position.

The dirty little secret of FAILED BUSHISM in the middle east is that
the US is literally a heart beat away from INVADING PAKISTAN!

If Musharaff is "gone" somehow; THEN WHAT! LET THE PAKISTAN JIHADI
HAVE THE BOMB!

Remember, Pakistan DEFINITELY has WMD. Saddam didn't!

Any thinking about Bush Two simply must include a DOOMSDAY SCENARIO
IN PAKISTAN.

And, how much will that war cost in lives and money?

Bush will almost certainly need a draft to fight these NEW WARS of
his second term;

And, to maintain the current wars!


Because our "weekend warriors" are going to want to come home SOON!

BUT, WHO REPLACES THEM......?

Well, in true Bushian fashion...let's just change the subject to,
say, gay marriage!

THE BIG PROBLEM THAT MANY PEOPLE HAVE WITH A SECOND BUSH TERM IS THAT
IT SEEMS TO LEAD ALMOST DIRECTLY AND INSTANTLY TO MULTIPLE DOOMSDAY
SCENARIOS!

TAKE YOUR PICK:

PERMA-WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST! OIL PRICE SPIKES! THE DRAFT! OFF-
SHORING OF JOBS! MORE LOOTING BY THE REPUBLICAN CULT OF THE CEO! A
DESTABILIZING TRIUMPALISM BY THE AMERICAN PROTO-FASCIST RELIGIOUS-
RADICAL RIGHT! THE TWIN DEFICITS UNADDRESSED! HEALTH CARE AND DRUG
COSTS OUT OF CONTROL! THE DOLLAR BUBBLE SOON TO BECOME THE DOLLAR
BUST! A SENILE MR GREENSPAN WITH HIS ODD "BUBBLES FOREVER" DEMENTIA!
ELECTION VIOLENCE BY NEW RIGHT-WING "BROWN SHIRT" "POLL WATCHERS!"

MADE NO MISTAKE...THE RE-ELECTION OF GEO BUSH WILL CHANGE AMERICA
FOREVER....AND IT WILL BE A DRASTIC CHANGE FOR THE WORSE! MUCH WORSE.

Some people say:

Well, our decline in America was "inevitable." Why fight it?
Anyway,...the rich and the Israeli Lobby always win. We are
powerless to change things. And besides, things are probably too far
gone now anyway.....it's a hopeless case, what's the use. Just go
with Bush, and get it overwith!

WELL, EVEN I'M NOT THAT GLOOMY!

There is a slim hope that with proper leadership the US and the
global economy will NOT SELF-DESTRUCT! But time is short.

With a change in leadership, ALL ROUND, the Israeli-Palestinian
crisis IS SOLVEABLE!

BUT, YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF THE "NUTS AND CRAZIES" ON
ALL SIDES: ISRAEL, PALESTINE AND IN THE US!

AND THEN, A UN SUPPORTED MULTI-NATIONAL ARMY COULD ENFORCE
FAIR BORDERS VERY QUICKLY!

BUT SADDLY, THE ISRAELI LOBBY IN THE US WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN!

THAT, HAS TO CHANGE NOW.....BEFORE THE MIDDLE EAST BECOMES SO
ENFLAMED THAT THE VERY EXISTENCE OF ISRAEL IS THREATENED.

Personally, I believe that Sharon and Dubya are MUCH bigger threats
to Israel's future than Saddam ever was!

SOLVE THE PALESTINIAN PROBLEM. AND THE OSAMA PROBLEM WILL FADE AWAY.

OSAMA WILL BE "HANDLED" BY HIS OWN PEOPLE, THE SECULAR MUSLIMS!

The very same secular Muslims that Bush is killing, even today, in
Iraq! And soon in Iran and Syria!

LETTING MUSLIMS KILL TERRORISTS IS INFINITELY BETTER THAN HAVING
THE AMERICAN "INFIDELS" RANDOMLY KILLING PEOPLE AND DESTROYING
PROPERTY IN THE LANDS OF ISLAM.

WITHOUT BUSH---VERY SOON THERE WOULD BE NO OSAMA PROBLEM!

OSAMA'S SUPPORT WOULD DRAIN AWAY........AND DEMOCRATIC SECULARISM
WILL PREVAIL IN THE MIDDLE EAST.

BUT ONLY IF "THE MULTI-NATIONAL RELIGIOUS CRAZIES" IN ISRAEL, AND IN THE US, GO AWAY, AND GET OUT OF MUSLIM LANDS.

KNOW THIS ONE TRUE THING:

OSAMA NEEDS BUSH!

BUSH NEEDS OSAMA!

THAT'S WHY THE FAKE VIDEO, "OMAR, THE REPUBLICAN" IS TELLING YOU:
VOTE FOR BUSH!

Postscript:

I assume that the Bush people know they are ENDORSED BY
OSAMA; and that's why this fake tape was released to the media. My
hunch: Perhaps a group of Salt Lake City High School Thesbians???
lol. Too clever by half.......