Kerry seems to realize that the best way to handle Bush is with
caustic, not clever attacks. Mr Bush is easily flustered when you
get him "off-slogan." That won't change.
And. this notion that Mr Bush will be "better" today is pure wishful
thinking.
Why? Bush as NO RECORD that can be defended!
LITERALLY EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART FOR BUSH NOW!
EVEN THE JOBS NUMBER WAS A DISASTER TODAY! HOW CAN YOU "DEFEND" THIS?
Clearly, Mr Bush will dispense with the bizarro facial expressions
this time, PERHAPS, but it will likely be replaced with some shit-
eating grin that will only make things look even worse!
Here are some Kerry Zingers:
CONFRONT AND CO-OPED THE FLIP-FLOP SLOGAN; DONT IGNORE IT:
FOR EXAMPLE:
Mr President, your administration has been running on such totally
false intelligence, that anyone who DID NOT flip flop would have been
a total FOOL! And, if ever I flip-flopped it was SOLELY because
reality required it. I have the flexibility to confront the always
changing situations and realities in the middle east. But,
apparently, you don't, Mr President!
IN ANY EVENT, I RATHER BE ACCUSED, BY YOU AND YOUR POLITICAL SHILLS,
OF "FLIP-FLOPPING," THAN BE THE TOTAL "FLOP" THAT YOUR PRESIDENCY HAS
NOW FINALLY BECOME!
ON THE "GLOBAL TEST;"
I will never let any foreign nation determine what's right for
America and Americans! But, I will actively seek the cooperation of
ALL NATIONS to advance the cause of America for freedom and
democracy around the world in the COMING KERRY ADMINISTRATION.
You and your handlers, Mr President, may twist my words, but there is
no GLOBAL TEST, other than the safety of Americans at home and abroad.
MR. PRESIDENT, WHAT YOU HAVE GIVEN AMERICAN IS NOT A GLOBAL TEST!
BUT A GLOBAL MESS!
AND, I, AND JOHN EDWARDS, WILL SEEK TO CORRECT YOUR MANY MIS-
JUDGMENTS AND MISTAKES;
AND, WE, AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, WILL PUT THE WORLD BACK ON THE PATH OF DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM DURING THE KERRY ADMINISTRATION!
THERE ARE MANY MORE GREAT KERRY "ZINGERS" TO COME, ......SO STAY
TUNED!
