1. THE DEAD CHICKEN CURE?
I think it was Molly Irvin who suggested that Democrats treat the
Republican Bubbas like a bad dog in the barn yard who keeps killing
the chickens!
Apparently, the down-home cure for a chicken killing dog is to tie a
dead chichen around his neck and let him drag it around the yard for a
week or two---as it rots away!
BOY, THAT WOULD CURE ME!
I''ve suggested that we LET BUBBA FEEL THE LASH OF REPUBLICAN
COMPASSION. And, that's almost as bad a having a dead chicken tied
around your neck.
Amazingly, the "red states" are the LEAST LIKELY TARGETS for
terrorism, but they seem to "fear" it most! I mean New York,
California and DC didn't "go for" Bush! And they the most likely to
be "hit."
Yet, the red states are more likely to have kids--The Children of the
Corn--dying in the hostile sands of Araby; to keep the blue state
ingrates "safe!"
What to say about that? Ahhh,...".thank you?" I suppose........
ANYWAY, BUBBA HAS DUBYA TIED AROUND HIS NECK FOR THE NEXT FOR YEARS!
PLENTY OF WAR AND DEPRESSION TO COME!
THAT OUGHTA "CURE 'EM" GOOD! .......BAD DOG!
2. HUNTING SEASON:
News that an irate hunter started "hunting" his fellow hunters is
well,....not surprising really. I mean at least Al Gore didn't try to
take his gun away!
No word about how the irate hunter voted in November. For
Bush.....ya think? You Bet!
3, BASKET BRAWL:
The BIG BASKET BRAWL GAME in Detroit is in the news. But geez....what
do you expect in the city where stopping for red lights is considered
to be "optional!"
4. FLUFF NEWS FIASCO LOOMS!
Now that Scott is convicted. And Arafat is dead. What will the
broadcast network's FLUFF NEWS SHOWS talk about? CERTAINLY NOT IRAQ OR THE ECONOMY! THAT IS FORBIDDEN FRUIT ACCORDING TO OUR NEW PUPPET MASTERS OF THEMEDIA!
Hmmm......perhaps another Michael Jackson special? Well, there
always room for a celebrity interview and a breast cancer segment by
the anorexic hosts and news readers.
NO WONDER THE AMERICAN BUBBA VOTER IS SO CLUELESS!
But, if you keep their Bubba-minds "almost blank," or dazed with
"Jesus Talk," it's so much easier to tell them what they should
believe--after Rove and Cheney figure out what that, in fact, is this
week!
5. IS RELIGION A MENTAL ILLNESS?
I accidently left the TV on one of those "independant channels"
recently and was amazed by some "religious programing" that came on.
It was so bizzaro that I just couldn't trun it off.
This guy was quoting the Bible in rapid fire manner while saying that
the Russians have lost track of their nuclear materials, and that a
terrorist bombing was inevitable.....then he rejoiced because this
attack meant that Jesus was coming back soon..........more Bible
quotes.
Meanwhile, his female companion was cooing orgasmically: "O Jesus! O
Jesus!"
I was shocked! These people really are nuts! This isn't about
"tolerance" or "religious freedom." These people are truly mentally
ill! They need help.....I don't mind a little "religious talk" at
weddings and funerals. Then everyone goes home and forgets about
it.....but these Jesus Freaks are engaging in direct "conversation"
with delusions and fantasies! These people are as dangerous as the
Islamic Nutcases!
Should "delusional religion" or "excessive religiousity" be classified
as a mental illness? I say yes, these people are potentially
dangerous to themselves and society as a whole!
