Thursday, November 4, 2004

REPUBLICANS: IT'S YOUR BABY NOW!

Somehow the Republicans and Wall Streeters interviewed after their
complete take over of the government yesterday, didn't seem, well,
HAPPY ENOUGH!

SUDDENLY, SOME SEEM TO REALIZE: WHAT HATH GOD'S MESSENGER WROUGHT!

It was one thing to fight with Democrats about cutting social
security, knowing that the MOMMY PARTY would always stop you before
any real harm was done. But now it's different.

THE DEMOCRATS ARE EXTINCT. ALL THAT'S LEFT IS BUBBA AND WALL STREET.

Hmmm....Bubba and Wall Street? Odd bedfellows even without a gay
marriage ban!

Consider:

BUBBA WANTS A JESUS ORIENTED GOVERNMENT, WHATEVER THAT IS.

BUT BUBBA ALSO WANTS HIS SOCIAL SECURITY SSI DISABILITY CHECK TO
ARRIVE ON TIME! Remember, the Bible Belt is also know as the
Disability Belt!

Republicans want to cut Social Security benefits for seniors in, say,
Florida. And, now they can do it totally without Democrat approval!

ALL REPUBLICANS HAVE TO DO IS TELL GRANDMA HOW SHE CAN LIVE ON $300
PER MONTH!

Perhaps the Miracle of the Loaves and the Fishes? I mean we do have
the luxury of having GOD'S MESSENGER ON EARTH IN THE WHITE HOUSE FOR
FOUR MORE YEARS! It's a good thing.

Of course, God's Messenger will have the job of telling Bubbas all
over the nation why the minimum wage can't go up. And, why jobs
going off-shore is "healthy." And, why health insurance is now only
for the elites, not the Jesus-loving masses. And, on and on.....

IT'S YOUR BABY, WALL STREET! WHY THE SOUR LEMON LOOKS?

AND THEN THERE'S THE ONCE AND FUTURE WARS! AND, OH YEAH, THE LITTLE
FUNDING PROBLEM.....FOR INVADING THE HEATHEN NATIONS OF THE EARTH!

Well, at least Bubba's son and daughter can JOIN THE ARMY instead of
working at Bugger King for six bucks and hour, and getting drunk in
the park all night.

IT'S YOUR BABY, REPUBLICANS!

Oh, and if you need any help from us bi-coastal liberals?

Well,....We'll be at Starbucks having a five dollar cup of coffee and
reading the New York Times!

.....What no Krugman today.................!