The best way to defeat the Religious Right is to just let them keep right on talking!
Wm Jennings Bryan, during the infamous MONKEY TRIAL, had the snake in Genesis "bouncing around on his tail"
That is---"before God made him crawl on his belly for eternity;" after Eve fingered the probably innocent snake at the infamous "Tree of Knowledge" Affair!
Go figure? It's really sad to have to attack stupidity at this level, but what can modern thinkers do?
Stuff that will pass "in church, " often sounds ridiculous on the "news," or in a public forum.
You have to feel sorry for these saddly confused religious folks really........but still....what can you do!
VIVA LA SPONGE!