Hurricanes are an ACT OF GOD. Right?
So, why is God "Acting Up" in Florida this year?
Well, as an certified Agnostic, God and I don't see each other very
often, you know, these days it's mainly family weddings, funerals
that kind of stuff.......
BUT, I BET THE "ESTABLISHED CHURCH OF AMERICA" (a/k/a THE REPUBLICAN
PARTY) AND "POPE GEORGE I" COULD EXPLAIN GOD'S WRATH TOWARD FLORIDA
THIS YEAR!
IS IT REALLY "A SIGN" FROM GOD? WELL, WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE!
IT'S SO OBVIOUSLY A WARNING FROM GOD ABOUT DUBYA'S VAIN WISH FOR: "FOUR MORE YEARS"
INDEED, I THINK THAT GOD, IN HIS INFINITE WISDOM, IS ASKING
REPUBLICANS TO VOTE FOR KERRY IN NOVEMBER!!
HOW ELSE CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE RECENT STRANGE EVENTS IN FLORIDA?
GOD ACTS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS.....SOMETIMES VERY MYSTERIOUS, YOU'D HAVE
TO AGREE.
UNLIKE "POPE" DUBYA; GOD DOESN'T TELL US "HIS PLAN."
GOD LETS YOU FIGURE IT OUT!
AND LOOK WHAT GOD DID TO ZELL MILLER A FEW NIGHTS AGO, ZELL WAS
SPEAKING IN TONGUES! TOTALLY POSSESSED BY SOME STRANGE DEMON
APPARENTLY! COMPLETELY DEMENTED! YOU SAW IT!
.......CONCULSION? THIS YEAR GOD SEEMS TO BE SAYING:
SAVE THE HUMAN RACE!! SAVE MY CREATION!! REJECT THE DARK SIDE!!
VOTE DEMOCRATIC!!
Hey, stranger things are happening every day now. Don't ya think?
Postscript: Not bad for an Agnostic? Ya think? But what is God
actually trying to tell us.............more later. Stay tuned!
