MANDATE: Men will be allowed to date, but not to get married.
DEMOCRACY: Goverments that agree with Dubya and the Neocons.
DEMOCRATIC PALESTINIAN LEADER: One who agrees that Sharon can have as much of the West Bank as he wants.
DEMOCRATIC IRAQ: A government in Baghdad that lets the US pump oil without limits, and believes that Sharon is "a man of peace."
AXIS OF EVIL: DOWD! KRUGMAN! AND FRIEDMAN!
REPUBLICAN BI-PARTISANSHIP: YOUR EITHER WITH US, OR AGAINST US!
FALLUHJA VICTORY: US MILITARY CAPTURES AN EMPTY CITY HALL!
AFGHAN ELECTION: WORLD'S FIRST US BACKED "DEMOCRATIC" NARCO STATE.
RED vs. BLUE? THINK, THE REDNECKS vs. THE BLUEBLOODS
STEM CELL RESEACH BAN: BECAUSE A FOUR CELLED EMBRYO COULD HAVE AS MUCH BRAIN CAPACITY AS DUBYA?
ACTIVIST JUDGE: ONE WHO DOES NOT BELIEVE IN THE CONSTITUTION ACCORDING TO JESUS.
THE NEW ATTORNEY GENERAL: A/K/A "THE TORTURE GUY."
